The Days of the Week:

If you did not know, the days of the school week are the following:

Mighty Monday- Run run run run run, in the SUN!
Topless Tuesday- Come home from a long day and take it off. . . Next to the carrots and dear ole'  Mr. Gofer of course.
Waffle Wednesday- Make waffles in the driveway and give them out to people as they pass by with a special someone.
Thong Thursday- oh my-Black Lace event as always.
Friday Fever- Stay in bed, cuddle and drink tea.

Baby- You can drive my car.

Sucking on Tits.

What is the sexual appeal of being a baby again? In bed (sexually speaking): we sucks on tits, make cutesy baby talk and feed each-other by the spoon.  Don't get me wrong, I cannot say that I do not partake and/or enjoy-but it is quite odd to think about.

Dear Diary,

Dear Diary,
I got messy today.
Quite messy indeed.
-Yours truly

The allure of Craigslist: everything you need from lawnmowers to lovers.

Lemon Bars with a Twist [Vegan]

As the new quarter begins, Spring rolls around the corner: I start baking.
So this means Vegan Lemon Bars.

But it would not be a dish of mine if I did not alter the recipe some.
My man calls it:

"Savita: A measurement which is a spicy, lil' pinch and nibble. The perfect touch to add to any dish. (It is quite rare however, and there are even limited supply. But not to worry because I have the source itself.)" 

The recipe is as follows:
Original
Crust:

• 1/2 c. non-hydrog, non-dairy, at room temp.
• 1/4 c. confec. sugar
• 1 c. unbleached all-purpose flour

Filling:

• 1/2 c. silken tofu (soft or firm)
• 1 c. granulated sugar
• zest from 2 lemons
• 1/3 c. lemon juice 
• 2 T. unbleached all-purpose flour
• 2 T cornstarch
• confec. sugar, sifted

Altered
Crust:

• 1/2 c. Earth Balance
• 1/4 c. Raw Turbinado Sugar
• 1 c. unbleached wheat flour

Filling:

• 1 package Silken Tofu (I used firm, but would suggest soft for a creamier experience)
• 1 c. Raw Turbinado Sugar
• Zest from 4 lemons
• 2/3 c. lemon juice (4 lemons)
• 2 T. flour
• 2 egg substitute (this is a replacer for the starch as a thickening agent, beat for longer to add fluff)

Topping:

• Tons of walnuts (chop finely)
• Raspberry glaze*
• Confectioner's sugar to aesthetic appeal
• Some lemon swirls for garnish
• Coconut shreds
• A birthday candle: Happy Birthday Noah Miska Garber!

*Raspberry glaze: Add about 1 package of raspberries, and mix with water and brown sugar with a touch of agave. MIX!! Spread thinly over the fill, after you let stand the 'lemon bars.'

Fairness

I seem to measure life in fairness.
What isn't fair, I fix.
Really, what I think is fair is quite subjective, but nonetheless I do it.

I often find myself comparing my life to somebody else's, again, ridiculous.
The sad part about it is that by delineating it in my head, tattling on my older sis for not sharing, the problem will be solved.  Now, as Mommy lives hours away- all I do is count the ways in which things aren't fair.  Add, divide and multiple the reasons upon reasons the certain situation isn't fair, or what have you.

But this doesn't happen in real life.

Upon the news of an ailment of one of my dearest, I quickly began calculating..and I did not stop. It straight up (yeah, street talk) does not add up. Thus is not fair, and therefore needs to be fixed straight away.

Life isn't fair, That's why there are odd numbers.

Dynamics

I had one of my best friends visit me this week. She met my entire family, yikes! Her impression of my family was quite interesting, to say the least.

Yeah, I guess we are a group of funky individuals. Yet somehow, it works

Featured to the right is my my brother and sissy dearest. Fierce group of Russians if I've eva' seen 'em.

A Thank You Letter,

Dear Flamboyant Men,

     Oh how I do not have the words to show my appreciation for you, but man am I grateful. If it is not competing for boys that makes our friendship so great, it is the stories you tell me.

     We can cuddle and have it be completely platonic, even if you fondle my boobs, you're gay-so it's ok! You have swagger, and style..the best duo to land any man and leave them wanting more.

     Thank you for our night of one-on-one dancing. Quite the party.

Sincerely,

  

Rats.

Plain and simple, they give me the jeepers-creepers.
Now, they are co-inhabiting all of my homes.
Yay.

The Power of Pepsi

Who's Your Friend?

How Do You Spell Dinosaur?

Você tem medo de dizer eu te amo?

Simple Lessons from Kids

*courtesy of Drea Talks Sh!t

The left back burner decided to go on vacation:
It hasn't been able to light in months.
This morning, Noah turned it on!
Ignite!

Noah: It's the magic touch-

Sav: Two inches lower. 

a proper noun.

  
  proper noun (also proper name)     noun   :a name used for an individual person, place, or organization,   spelled with initial capital letters, e.g. Larry, Mexico, and Boston Red Sox.Often contrasted with common noun .

The enunciation so pungent,
The air of official-ality,
The consequences and scary thoughts,
Stay under the sheets-

Kisses awake me,
My nape so tender,
To the sweet lips
That caress each centimeter
Of my body.

Tingly with goosebumps,
The strength of being held-
The rain has stopped:

Birds tweet their songs
On the branches so sweet,
A proper noun, yep.

los alimentos, los alimentos, que ricos son-

The Culture of Santa Cruz.

Have your ever been to the Flea Market?

First off, it costs $2 to even get in...But goodness, you should go because it is worth it!

You could spend hours and hours there, searching and searching, and when you finally find it, (it being the supposed item that you desperately needed) -oh the glorious day.

At the Flea Market, you can find everything you could possibly ever need, from the silk scarf I got for $3, platanos fritos with Valentina and lime, to my new and improved bike light.

Plus, I got hit on, someone seriously asked me for my number...at the fricken Flea Market...but on that note, it would be a cute date idea..

to set the tone.

My name is Savanna.

I am five foot three to the dot.

I live in a cozy house with four of my bestest friends.

I love to bake.

and this is the beginning to my blog.

Enjoy.