Showing posts with label Finals Suck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Finals Suck. Show all posts

03 December 2011

4 more days until I am done!

Date ideas:

  • get ____ and throw pottery for 12 hours.
  • get _____ and sew and hem until all of my clothes are hole-less
  • get _______ and learn how to make special Asian noodles
  • get _____ and send out letters

02 December 2011

Sleep

A lovely aspect to final is stress.

Apparently I have been sleep walking!
Yes, this is in addition to my sleep talking.

Congrats to me!
Keep functioning.

30 November 2011

I beat choooo ass!

A few cups of wine to let me writing flow,
A few cups of tea to keep warm,
A scarf and jacket to keep warmer,
A hefty charger to power this baby,
A notebook that looks like a medicine bottle,
A kick-ass outline,
And
A cabinet full of snacks to keep my mind from drifting:

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Dear Final Number One,

    I beat choooo ass!

Sincerely,

    A girl that gets to go to sleep

29 November 2011

28 November 2011

On the contrary, the bike adds to the view.

the bird tweeted, and I rolled my eyes.
monday morning bliss; a precursor to a week of hellish nights + a grumpy me.

the man asked as I was locking up my bike,
if I wouldn't, as it "blocks the view"
me: fuck you, it adds to the view. the closest bike rack is over five hundred feet away up the series of stairs.
actual response (still passive aggressive, what else..):
and where would you suppose I do that?
the man: well, I believe there is a bike rack over in the woods up the stairs behind the building
me: need I say more. . .

I quickly biked away before I would have the chance to yell at his face.

02 October 2011

a vida vai ser uma loucura, i'm enrolled in 24 units.

04 June 2011

Heyo, finished a final!!
Two more to go..

28 May 2011

How exciting, now you can catch up on the news as I procrastinate..well what I find interesting anyways:

    Next up, a gender and sex issue, yikes it get even better. A sweet lil' Canadian couple choses to keep their baby's sex a secret, allowing for the lil' kid to grow up and choose for them-self the 'gendered identity.'

    Way to go Canadian couple, you rock my socks, but not as much as you rocked each-other's when you got knocked up and got pregos. None the less, way to be parents and support your child for their well-being.

   Canadian padres said to reporters that withholding the baby's sex is a 'tribute to freedom'. Oh, y'all so sweet, shucks ;) Have a great life lil' kiddo that will now be scarred because your parents put you on tabloids at such a fricken young age. No worries though, because they DID NOT PUT YOUR SEX!

    But really, I know this sounds very negative, but I think you guys are great.
Ms Witterick, 38, and Mr Stocker, 39, have also been criticised for the manner in which they are raising their two sons Jazz, five, and Kio, two. The boys are encouraged to choose their own clothing and hairstyles - even if that means wearing girls' clothes - and to challenge gender norms. Jazz wears his hair in long braids, and the boys are "almost exclusively assumed to be girls," Mr Stocker told the Toronto Star
I am working on a group project, and this is shit.
I hate group projects, nobody does the fucking work!

So the funny part, I am working on Google Docs (which I love and hate as well..)
I try to type in 'beneficial' but I miss the last 'i' after the 'c'. Google Docs underlines this and offers instead: 'boondaggle' thanks Google Doc, you are so helpful.