On the contrary, the bike adds to the view.

the bird tweeted, and I rolled my eyes.
monday morning bliss; a precursor to a week of hellish nights + a grumpy me.

the man asked as I was locking up my bike,
if I wouldn't, as it "blocks the view"
me: fuck you, it adds to the view. the closest bike rack is over five hundred feet away up the series of stairs.
actual response (still passive aggressive, what else..):
and where would you suppose I do that?
the man: well, I believe there is a bike rack over in the woods up the stairs behind the building
me: need I say more. . .

I quickly biked away before I would have the chance to yell at his face.