Suggestions from a Soft Core Bicycle Rider - Andrea

I shall only highlight a few here, so read her blog!

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Hippie to Hipster: Andrea >> I have been getting super aggravated by the behavior of… well, everyone lately, especially around the subjects of bicycles, motor vehicles, and pedestrians.

Dear Motorized Vehicle Drivers,

• Use your fucking turn signals. While waiting to cross I-35 Frontage on 4th St., us bicyclists and pedestrians waste a significant amount of time waiting on cars that neglect to inform us that they’re turning before the crosswalk. This is fucking annoying.
• Don’t slow down when you see us at a crossing road, and then speed up after you see we’re stopped. Either keep at the same speed, or stop and let us go. You’re a fucking tease, and nobody likes a tease.
• You all suck.

Dear Pedestrians,

• When a bicyclist says “on your left,” don’t look and walk to the left. Move over to the right. Move quickly. You’re slowing me down.
• Don’t congregate on the walking bridge and block both fucking lanes. I gotsta get through, assholes!
• You all suck.

Dear Bicyclists,

• You’re not better than everyone else, so stop being so pretentious or you won’t ever get laid.
• Use your fucking turn signals.
• Don’t yell at pedestrians for not getting out of the way soon enough to your liking.
• Get some fucking lights, we can’t see you!
• You all suck.