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Thanks to House Republicans, pizza is now a vegetable. That’s right: House Republicans actually voted this week to classify watered-down tomato sauce as a vegetable when it’s served on pizza to America’s school children. It’s enough to warm Herman Cain’s heart.

In their latest attempt to block anything and everything suggested by President Obama, Republicans have chosen to ignore the childhood obesity epidemic and undermine the President’s initiative on physical fitness and healthy eating.

I am actually going to make pizza tonight, but this is kinda ridiculous. As joked, could restoring Ronald Reagan’s declaration that ketchup is a vegetable be next?! In conclusion, it's close enough.