Things I am looking forward to on my trip:

1. Books on tape.
2. Lots of caffeine.
3. Butt massages form Alex.
4. Truck driver exercises for a pit stop.
5. 14 hours in a car with only Alex.
6. Gossip about his sex life.
7. Gossip about his friends.
8. Gossip.
9. Peeing into a funnel that is rigged to a pipe, and attached to a jar.
10. Emptying the jar into the toilet or even just the side of the road if/when we actually make a stop.