Can you read this? 

It says pretty much that Matt's Route sucks and that mine is the best. 

Sincerely, Stefan.

But just in case you can't read it, I shall highlight some parts here and there: 

Dearest Matt, 

      I hope this keeps you occupied when you are waiting in the clinic with your inferior vols. 

Best of Health, Stefan

     P.S. "What is love- baby don't hurt me."