Superstitions

From all of the traveling that I have done, perhaps the most valuable lesson that I have learned regards to the various superstitions. Instead of arguing something with reason, it (in most cases) is better to nod politely, and most importantly..agree. Some of my favorites superstitions as we would call them, really just never seem to stop being ridiculously funny:

• When there is a thunder storm, you must sit on the couch and do absolutely nothing. If not, the rayos will strike you and you shall die instantaneously. 
• Do not read books. If you do, you will surely go blind.
• Do not put money in your bra. If you do, you will get breast cancer. 
• Never bathe in the night time, or else you will become very sick. 
• Do not drink coffee and eat warm bread right after the other, or else you will get a horrible stomach ache. 
• If you find a snake in your path, it means that there will be much trouble in your near future.