I hate airplanes, wow-forgot how much.

But on my last plane, the one where they had us wait for an hour before we could take off, and to comfort us they told us that there were 'mechanical difficulties' the person next to me disappeared. Normally, I would be nervous or scared for person X's safety-but for me this meant an extra seat and sleep!

I suppose sleep is the reward for having to travel so long and having your plane delayed three hours and gate changed four.

The end.